I don’t mean to sound racist but…
Do you have friends you can rely on? Are they readily available to take your call? Do they respond to a text within the hour? Discard them.
I thought the Yankees would have hung you long before this, for harboring Rebs they found at your house.
You’re soon to have your first daughter so you’re probably wondering what it is like to raise girls in the 21st century. Do girls grow apple branches out of their ears? Can they shatter glass when they raise their voice? Can girls fly? And to anyone’s surprise, the answer can be yes to all three.Continue reading “My Top Ten Rules for Girl Dads (Or Soon To Be)”
It’s ‘bus-mania’ time, baby.